Conker Pre-order Bonus goes Live Company: Microsoft Game Studios Hey there, it's me, Conker, and I know it's been a long time since we last chatted, but hey, I'm talking to ya' now, ain't I? Anyhow, I've got some news for you, so pay attention.Ya' listening? Then I?ll begin. The marketing machine thingy has finally kicked into action, and Big M is offering my adoring fans a very cool pre-order Xbox DVD thingamy thing for Conker: Live and Reloaded. This pup is a heck of a reason to mosey on down to your local retailer and plonk down some change to pre-order the game starring your favorite squirrel -- me. Keep reading and you'll see why. First off, the pre-order DVD is available now, and you can get it by simply heading to a participating game retailer and laying down some cash to pre-order Conker: Live and Reloaded for Xbox. But you were going to do that anyway, weren't you? Right? Yes, you were. If you weren't, you better now, or else I'll have to call in some friends from Live and Reloaded to introduce you to the business end of some heavy artillery. You know you want this game, so get going and pre-order it so you can get the free DVD. So what's on this jolly DVD? Good question. The DVD is pretty darn good, since for starters, it contains a mockumentary all about me called "Conker -- Where is He Now?". Along with the mockumentary, the disk is loaded with exclusive movies from the game, music from the soundtrack and video strategy guides covering the maps in the game, all that kinda stuff. That's not enough for ya'? Well then ya' greedy funsters, the DVD also includes trailers for Forza Motorsport and Jade Empire, hooray...oh, and along with that, it has Xbox demos for Jade Empire, Forza Motorsport and MechAssault 2: Lone Wolf. Tell all your friends, heck, tell all your mom?s friends, just tell everyone you can about my dashingly spiffing pre-order deal. And don't forget to drag your ass to your local retailer to pre-order Conker: Live and Reloaded so you can check out me, the coolest red squirrel on this, or any planet. -Starscream, GameVortex Communications AKA Ricky Tucker Related Links: Rare Xbox