Fat Princess Adventures looks not only harmless, but adorable. Characters have chubby, perfectly round faces and are generally designed to appeal to our softer, kinder sensibilities. Of course, this is a Fat Princess game we’re talking about; if this is your first entry into the series (and it shouldn’t be, because the original is a much better game), you might be shocked at how violent it is. As your adventure progresses, you will slaughter myriads of the more evil denizens of Great Bitten in numerous ways – all of them delightfully nasty.
Further compounding the very specific identity this series has made for itself, Fat Princess Adventures sounds as silly as it looks. Its soundtrack ranges from vain and smarmy to epic and confrontational; the disconnect between the two is something of a series staple. Furthermore, the game absolutely never wastes an opportunity to tell a joke. If an opening is made, you can rest assured it will follow through. Sped-up voice acting and campy delivery go a long way in making the difference between "did they really just say that?" and "well, of course they just said that." All the melee and magic sound kind of stock and lack oomph, but to be fair, that’s more reflective of the combat system as a whole, which I’ll get into momentarily.